Yarrrrrrrr!!! I'd give the Spice Twins a sexy workout aboard me ship!!!
Arrrrrr!!! I'd be the captain of that Wet T-Shirt contest, mateys!!!
Arrrrrrrr!!! The Spice Twins are some of the surliest twins the captain has ever laid eyes on!!!
Yarrrrr!!! Short Shorts on twins spotted off the port bow!!!
Arrrrrrrr!!! Twin asses ahoy!!!