Yarrrrrrr!!! I wouldn't throw Sweet Adri overboard!!!
Arrrrrrrrr!!! Fine poopdecks ahoy!!!
Yarrrrrr!! Melissa Midwest could swallow a whole barrel of pirate jizzum!!
Arrrrrrrrr!!! I'd love to fire me cannon in Melissa Midwest's porthole!!
Arrrrrrrrr!!! Melissa Midwest probably loves to fuck the hot dogs!! Yo hoe!!!
Arrrrr mateys!!!! Lesbian wenches spotted off the starboard bow!!!
Arrrrrrrrr!!!! Melissa Midwest and her friend can walk my plank any time!!!
Arrrrrrr!!! I'd pay 36 doubloons for a night with Melissa Midwest!!!
Arrrrrr mateys!! Melissa Midwest is the scurviest wench upon the seven seas!!!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Melissa Midwest should use me pegleg instead of that dildo!!!